Change your life in 4 EASY STEPS:
1. Pre-order THANKS FOR THE MONEY (see below!)
2. Email proof of your order to firstname.lastname@example.org
3. Receive a PERSONALIZED GREETING FROM JOEL!
4. Laminate and frame the personalized greeting
Joel McHale’s THANKS FOR THE MONEY is one part memoir, one part self-help guide, and (mostly) all book!
Hilariously honest, endlessly entertaining, and filled with stories from Joel’s life and career – this book is a must-buy (and to a lesser extent, a must-read). Within these pages, Joel opens up and overshares the unbelievable details of his journey to stardom!
Plus, Joel reveals his insider secrets and teaches YOU how to become a celebrity – so that, upon completion of the book, you too can achieve, maintain, and exploit your own wealth and fame!
THANKS FOR THE MONEY is packed with everything you could ever want in a book!
• Shocking stories from The X-Files, The Soup, and yes – even Spy Kids 4!
• Top secret, not at all dangerous Hollywood diet tips!
• Joel’s metaphorical battle with the ephemeral nature of fame!
• Joel’s literal battle with Community co-star Chevy Chase!
• Sequential chapter numbers for easier reading!
• A detailed list of everyone Joel has professionally kissed!
• Joel’s thrilling escape from a pseudo-religious celebrity cult!
• And for non-readers, plenty of illustrations and charts!
• Plus so much more!